"Dr." Sean David Morton a "legal and constitutional expert"???

I stumbled across some new info on bunk psychic and fraudster Sean David Morton.  It looks like Morton is now calling himself a doctor and claiming to be a "legal and constitutional expert" who can teach you "all the secrets about how to get the government off your back and out of your life once and for all!! About the BOND PROCESS to set- off, settle and discharge ALL DEBT! About the “SUPERMAN PAPERWORK” that gives you Diplomatic Immunity!"

 
I don't know where Morton is claiming to have obtained his Ph.D., but I'll guess it isn't a law degree from any accredited institution.  Folks, be sure not to take any sort of legal advice from someone who isn't licensed to practice law.  I can assure you that Morton's so-called expertise in the legal and constitutional realms is a joke - he tried pulling this diplomatic immunity nonsense when the Securities & Exchange Commission successfully sued Morton and others for defrauding investors of over $6,000,000.00.  Guess what?  It didn't work because it's utter bullshit.

If there was an actual legal way to "settle and discharge ALL DEBT", everyone would have done it by now.  How this clown can charge people money for this and keep a straight face is repugnant. 

Stan Romanek arrested on child porn charges

(Stan Romanek pictured above.  Please note that the charges police have announced against Romanek are not susbstantiated at this time, and Romanek is considered innocent until proven guilty.)

Loveland, Colorado police have arrested infamous/famous/and a bit wacky self proclaimed alien abductee Stan Romanek (pictured above) on two felony counts of Sexual Expolitation of a Child.  Loveland police launched an investigation after receiving a tip from the Department of Homeland Security and that investigation resulted in a search warrant being served on Romanek's house last April.

An arrest warrant was issued for Romanek, who later turned himself in to police. You can read all about it here.  It is unknown if a trial date has been set, but Romanek has apparently been released from jail on a recognizance agreement.

Romanek is well known in UFO circles after he allegedly filmed an alien peering in through a window.  The video, which you can view here on Youtube, has an interesting description posted along with the video that reads in part, "This is the real ET in the window video shot by Stan Romanek using a Sony Hi8 Camcorder! On July 17, 2003 Stan Romanek and his wife thought they had a problem with a Peeping Tom." 

Romanek's wife, Lisa Romanek, posted a message on her Facebook page that read in part, "We will be taking UFOlogy into the courtroom. We know that this has EVERTING [sic]... to do with our being outspoken about the ET/UFO reality!" 

Yeah, because using a UFO conspiracy cover-up is the best thing you can do in a trial where someone is accused of possessing child porn.

Romanek's wife is the author of From My Side of the Bed, which she claims is an account of her perspective on Romanek's alleged alien abductions.

Alien peeping toms, UFOs, child porn allegations, alien abduction, conspiracies, bad book titles - yep, this is instant news fodder and the jokes will write themselves.

On a related note, late UFO researcher and Billy Meier cheerleader Wendelle Stevens was charged in 1983 by Arizona police with Child Molesting, Films and Pictures of Minors in Sex Act, and Furnishing Obscene Matter to a Minor.  Stevens claimed he had been set up but later pleaded guilty and served a 5 year prison term.